He holds up a finger and smirks appropriately.

"I love surprises."

He holds up a second fingers, still smirking.

"It's not exactly difficult to surprise a blind guy."

Third finger. The smirk fades.

"Yeah, I enjoy being surprised in bed, but the rest of the time? I have enough to deal with in my life without people surprising me. Being blind makes unpredictability frustrating, not fun."